1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

"Forgive. Forget. Fake it. Chin up. Wear lipstick, make lists, make sure your voicemail isn’t full. Mix protein shakes, send timely thank you notes, sip drinks more slowly, stare at adults’ eyebrows, smile without dimples, develop perfect posture. Be gracious, be kind, eliminate self-pity. Look in the mirror and shift your internal monologue from ‘How do I look?’ to ‘This is my face,’ from ‘What the hell am I doing?’ to ‘This is my life.’ Capitalize your emails, read the news, walk briskly, stay focused, and never, ever let on that you are somewhat lost and sometimes lonely and so completely confused (and would someone please just let me know what it is I’m supposed to do next, where exactly I’m supposed to go–). Just keep going. Go, and do not stop."
Jennifer Schaffer, A Checklist For The Age 19  (via fleurlungs)
heavenforbidx:

"Don’t watch the sunset with him. He’ll poison it. You won’t be able to look at the sky without swallowing a mouthful of him."

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

notanothersonglyric:

sighings:

"Nobody’s gonna hit you harder than life." - Orange is the New Black

- Rocky 6

baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

expiry:

i wish motherlode worked irl

Why is my manager such an annoying bitch

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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artycmonkeys:

Gustav Klimt, The Kiss (1907-1908) / Arctic Monkeys, Arabella (2013)